SMAG : !!!

exclamation points.
i get it.
someone is excited.

what churns my butter is when i'm reading a trashy SMAG and that's all i see.

"stars carry groceries!!"
"they are just like us!!"
"he takes out his own garbage!!"

- yeah. i'm sure he takes a shit by himself too.

what gets me is that yes.. these are vapid mindless sources of entertainment. i enjoy pretty pictures and bold letters. what i do not enjoy or appreciate is someone including an exclamation point at the end of nearly every sentence.. eluding to the fact that if i'm not dazzled by said statement then there is something missing.. a passion perhaps.

do i look like a moron? bite your tongue caruso.

listen editor. show me the pictures.
no talky. talky.